Cindy McCain, Tired of Sex With Grand Pa, is Getting BONED On The Side?

OMG...just in, is Cindy McCain getting the BIG STIFFY on the side? Apparently the rumor mill has her sucking face (and other body parts) with with a has been HUNG 80's rocker. If the rumors are true, seems that even Viagra will not help the aging has been war hero John McCain. Place bets on rumor being true...for guidance, just look at the family history...Hell, John might even know about it, and APPROVE...cheeky perv!

The not always reputable National Enquirer has published the above photo as proof that Cindy McCain, wife of failed US Presidential candidate John McCain is having an affair.

According to the article (currently uncontactable, or it may have been removed, we’re not sure)

“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!” says a spywitness, who claims to have spotted the 54-year-old wife of Senator McCain slobbing down a long-haired man with a striking resemblance to “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”

The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, The Enquirer writes.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her “mystery man” at a Moody Blues concert “passionately kissing and hugging.”

“I couldn’t believe it. I remember thinking, ‘Go get a room!’

The photo does look like her, but grainy isn’t the half of it. There is a large age gap between Cindy McCain and John McCain, and the two were reported to live apart during the election, so there might be something to it, but we wouldn’t bet on it at this stage.