Wanted For White House Duty...PIG FARMERS

Let's make this CLEAN AND QUICK....where are some pig farmers with a few thousand pigs? They can be piglets! Surely some creative farmers can hook up with some Independent Truckers and drop off to OBama 8000 plus pigs...one for each PIECE OF PORK in the Budget that President OBama is about to sign. Imagine the You Tube video as 8000 swine invade the White House lawn, perhaps piss all over the new swing set...swine for a SWINE. Speaking of the swingset...did the Obama family buy that swingset? If so great, but if it is A) an earmark, or B) paid for by a Lobbyist in the form of a DONATION, think said swing set needs to BE RETURNED from wherever it came.

Palin Spews More Pablum In Alaska

So, Sarah Palin, the Lipstick Pig (she is a swine) has landed in Alaska, is still not talking to the reporters, but spewing forth the exact same pablum she delivered at the Republican Convention. She's changed a few lines to be closer to the truth...IE, she brought up the jet again, but instead of using her EBay line, she instead simply stated that it was sold...FOR A LOSS.

More importantly, even on her own TURF she is reading from a teleprompter...if she really had the BALLS she claims she has, why not go one on one with the press? Is she AFRAID her carefully crafted veneer will crumble? Let's be truthful...a John McCain/Sarah Palin White House will be FOUR MORE YEARS of the same failed policies that have us where we are at today. More importantly, do we want this GOLD DIGGING, Ear Mark loving shrew answering the phone at 3 AM if and when John McCain's health fails as surely it will.