My Fellow American's:
We are a strong nation, and our future is bright if you each are willing to give up your dreams of today for those that will follow in your footsteps. Boomers...I want each of you tonight to grab your collective ankles, bend over naked, and perpare to be FUCKED UP THE ASS like you have never before BEEN FUCKED.
1. If you have health care, you are not going to like what I'm going to do to your benefits. Your days of having first class Medical Coverage are coming to an end.
2. If your are 50 years old or older and planning on retirement any time soon forget about it. To save Social Security we are going to push the age of retirement BACK significantly. Fact is, we just cannot afford all you Boomers! We can save Social Security, but only if we screw you guys, and I MEAN ROYALLY! If we keep you working, keep you contributing into the system until you are 72, I think we can Save Social Security for those of us under 50...sorry you old DIRT BAGS, but like I said, you are SO FUCKED.
3. Medicare/Medicaid needs reformed, and again it is all you OLD FUCKERS that are ruining it for the rest of us. You are old, so who gives a rats ass if you lose everything trying to stay alive. We are going to CUT YOUR BENEFITS, and make you pay more money up front for the benefits that stay in place. OH...another thing. We have decided those over 72 are only going to be entitled to nuture care, but no life saving treatments...simply stated, WE ARE GOING TO LET YOU DIE WITH DIGNITY.
We are a strong nation, and our future is bright if you each are willing to give up your dreams of today for those that will follow in your footsteps. Boomers...I want each of you tonight to grab your collective ankles, bend over naked, and perpare to be FUCKED UP THE ASS like you have never before BEEN FUCKED.
1. If you have health care, you are not going to like what I'm going to do to your benefits. Your days of having first class Medical Coverage are coming to an end.
2. If your are 50 years old or older and planning on retirement any time soon forget about it. To save Social Security we are going to push the age of retirement BACK significantly. Fact is, we just cannot afford all you Boomers! We can save Social Security, but only if we screw you guys, and I MEAN ROYALLY! If we keep you working, keep you contributing into the system until you are 72, I think we can Save Social Security for those of us under 50...sorry you old DIRT BAGS, but like I said, you are SO FUCKED.
3. Medicare/Medicaid needs reformed, and again it is all you OLD FUCKERS that are ruining it for the rest of us. You are old, so who gives a rats ass if you lose everything trying to stay alive. We are going to CUT YOUR BENEFITS, and make you pay more money up front for the benefits that stay in place. OH...another thing. We have decided those over 72 are only going to be entitled to nuture care, but no life saving treatments...simply stated, WE ARE GOING TO LET YOU DIE WITH DIGNITY.
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