Tuesday, September 16, 2008

John McCain Invented The Blackberry!

Holy Shit Batman!

John McCain who admits he can hardly operate a computer invented the BLACKBERRY! It came to him one night in a Budweiser induced alcoholic haze as he grilled Porterhouse steaks out on the grill in the back yard of one of his NINE HOUSES! WOW, what if we took the key components of a computer and miniturized them...you know, like a small handheld communications device for the masses! We could do text messaging, use it to arrange torrid sexual liasons with our HOTTIES!

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